Comments on: A Lot to be Desired

By: alcohtraz

alcohtraz — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:39:25 +0000

Sorry to burst everyones bubble, burying a body in a trashbag is not e.p.a. compliant thus making illegal under federal law. But if you bury it sealed in a vault that will contain the bodily fluids, then you might just have an idea that might work. Hell, you might also acquire some state funding for maintence.

By: Aaron Nye

Aaron Nye — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 01:58:35 +0000

Jimmy Page paid a huge sum of money to buy Aleister Crowley’s castle, and there are a huge number of ghost hunters and goths who would figuratively kill to live in a place that has a body or two buried in the back yard. People are into the creepy weirdness because people are all a little creepy and / or weird in their own way. The history of the property would be a selling point, not a resale hampering secret or something to be kept from potential buyers.

Honestly, when it comes to selling this thing, if I were Noam I’d advertise it as the place where people buried their grandmother. I’ll bet he gets more showings than the “no dead folks” properties, and I’d almost guarantee a bidding war between local Dexter fans and Glenn Danzig (a la Aqua Teen Hunger Force).

By: nancy in new hampshire

nancy in new hampshire — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:41:19 +0000

your yard just dont seem big enough but it is very cute i think u need some flowers and fountains

By: Deb

Deb — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:36:03 +0000

Love it. Hubby just started working in Baltimo’ — this will be quite convenient. And I think I’ve found me a new blog to read!

Oh, and naysayers — go buy yourselves a sense of humor please!

By: daniel

daniel — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:33:59 +0000

i live in north west georgia near nobel as you may recall that is where the fellow had a shall we say a not so legal disposal biss going on down here it dident work out to well for him and even made way for the closing of his sisters bbq biss. this is sick funny and im a sick guy so i think its great good luck with that just know it dident turn out to well for the guy down here

By: Trevor Hertz

Trevor Hertz — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:03:15 +0000

This is awesome.….What is your feeling in regards to pets? I have 5 dogs and I would like for them to be buried together one day.

By: Alan Boone

Alan Boone — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:07:02 +0000

is this legal in any state?

By: Biohazard

Biohazard — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:46:03 +0000

Talk about working the graveyard shift.

By: Kip

Kip — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:30:06 +0000

Interesting. I own a fertilizer company and I can say from experience that animals (or corpses in this case) buried in the soil will release vast amounts of nitrogen, potassium, phosphorous, and various other micro nutrients as the body decays. In addition, the blood and bone matter will feed countless micro-organisms (like earthworms) as well as other soil fauna which will till and aerate your soil. Just don’t add too much lime as it might lock up the soil nutrients (the roots have a hard time finding what they need when they’re saturated in what they don’t need). I know it helps to reduce the smell and makes the bodies rot faster but if you want to use the soil for fertilizer, I’d recommend against over-liming. Less is more.

By: Codeman

Codeman — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:57:56 +0000

My grandma smells a little funny, but I don’t think she’s dead yet. When I poke her with a stick she just kind of gurgles. Can I go ahead and roll her old bones over to your place and you feed her till she dies? Shouldn’t be but a few more days. Thanks Bro!